that time when The New York Post lied about my orgasms

oh how i WISH i could turn myself on by sneezing

There aren’t many people I dislike. Even former friends or boyfriends who’ve done me dirty, I can find some solace and peace from their behaviour (basically, it’s their problem, not mine).

But there’s one person I do dislike - and I’ve never even met the man.

His name is Andrew Court. He’s a “journalist” for the New York Post, and he had the audacity to…