a 27 year-old hit on me

and all my Bumble matches are in their 20s

I went out dancing last Saturday night. I was there for the music — exclusively 80’s and 90’s — which is probably the only reason why Millennials like myself would venture out of their homes past 8 pm (the club opened at 10:30!! This is the time I am usually snug in my bed with a book or asleep).

While I was minding my own business, dancing to Madonna, …